I am going out tonight. You had the audacity to leave me, forgotten like ... like,.... well, I don't know what right now. But I was totally disregarded all because you were too busy flying out of the Palomino to go see Greg's rock band. Therefore, I am rebelling by going to see the Pixies tonight, before you will. SO THERE. Stephanie will be wearing me, and I know she will take extra special care of me while she is jumping up and down screaming along to "Letter to Memphis," unlike some people, who just leave my lying on the back of their chair after eating dinner.
In your face,
Your sparkly pink scarf