I just went to Tracey's blog to see how her holiday was, and I was greeted with this entry. So I called her, and she sent me a link to the statistics page for my own site. Brief explanation for the link-weary: There is a nifty little tool on the internet where people with blogs can look up statistics for their site, i.e., how many new visitors, total hits, what countries people are viewing from, and (my favorite!) a list of all search phrases that have led people to your site. Let me just say that I am rolling over with laughter at the amount of searches for ass-related subjects that are being sent to my site. And yes, if you do a Google search for "milf," you will indeed (eventually) be directed to me. In the top five searches that lead to my site? Greg Steffke. Lots of hot mammas out there looking for him, apparently. Or their pissed off boyfriends. :) Most recently added to the list: "tool" (see above).
Here are some highlights for you (notes in parentheses are from the editor). Read 'em and weep, folks! I like to call this my "Turn a Turd and You Will Find Me, Pass a Stone and I Am There" list.
senakot
college girls pooping suppository
mom gave me a suppository (EW!)
shit or get off the pot
how much is a shit pot full
what can I use besides Draino in a clogged drain
ass parade
ass junkies
flushable wipes recipe
clogged toilet sister
toilet handle sticks
rod in her ass
shit pot face
stephanie smells
milf sex
milf ladies
fuck me gently with a chainsaw (it's a quote from "Heathers", yo. I have my limits.)
iraq combat photos (?!)
penises and vaginas
all the news from home is bad
greg steffke band 2004 (and many other variations, i.e., "steffke", "chariots", "steffke seahorses", "steffke lungfish", etc.)
milf mommies
pictures alcoholism (nice!)
fried brains
see a grown man cry
signs of getting old
ceramic chickens
caught my daughter smoking pot
stephanie's strap on
puff the magic dragon
language barrier or just stupid ( "... : A 975-page Run-On Sentence, by Stephanie J. Thorvalson")
what does cogito ergo sum mean
pictures of callalilies
pictures of clean vaginas (well, it's better than "pictures of dirty vaginas"...)
why is my girlfriend not attentive (HEY!)
how to levitate
channels j robbins band
dog boner pictures
striking facial features (aw, shucks)
philosophae naturalis principia mathematica
cool by association
stephanie's boner
weblog he's hung (congratulations, Greg!)
i don't want to go to paris. i want to die.
no more wire hangers
trace a drop of blood through the circulatory system
my daughter hates me
naughty nightgowns
henry rollins signing a bomb
and perhaps the most hopeful, last but not least...
someday we'll find it the rainbow connection