1. Send me flowers at work with a card that says, "Happy Birthday," even though my birthday is in March and you know that but you just like to pretend it's my birthday even though it's not, and then when I get off of work, take me dancing and tell me as we're dancing that we're really dancing in some old ornate building and you're all dressed up and I'm all dressed up in my 1920s dress and we're dancing.
2. When a couple of really young and really drunk girls start calling you "Greggy" because you're HOT and they're hitting on you and one of them says the other one's crazy and the Crazy One starts saying no, she's not, and the other one's all, "REALLY, WE'RE NOT CRAZY," because they don't want you to think they're crazy because they're hitting on you and when I approach and say loud enough for the entire group to hear, "I'm fuckin' NUTS," laugh your ass off and kiss me.
3. Get off work early on a Saturday night so we can hang.