"Greg always has a beard, huh."
"Sometimes. His facial hair just grows fast, so he gets all prickly if he doesn't shave every day."
"Yeah. 'Cause he's got lots and lots of hair, huh."
"Yes. He has thick hair."
"Sometimes when he - Sometimes it tickles me when he gives me kisses. 'Cause of (giggle) - 'cause o' alla his hair on his CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN."
"It tickles my face, too."
"When he kisses you?"
"Yes."
"When I grow up, someday when I'm an o-dull, I wanna - I'm gonna have a beard like Greg."
"Really?"
"No. (giggle) I'm KIDDing. KIDS don't have BEARDS."
"Oooh, okay."
"Kids can't have a beard, can they, Mom?"
"No, hon. Only adults. Well, only -"
"'Cause they're too fancy."
"Yeah. That's it. Because beards are 'too fancy'."
"Well, when I'm a WOMAN. When I'm a WOMAN I'm gonna. I'm gonna have a beard like Greg."
"You might change your mind about that when you're older."
"Huh?"
"Nevermind."