January 24, 2005
File Under: If I Keep Talking Shit, He'll Eventually Respond
Multiple Choice:
The man seen in this photograph used to drink Budweiser in his pickup truck and throw the empty cans into the back of the same truck, while driving, thereby collecting further physical evidence of:
a) his own guilt in the event of getting pulled over, i.e.,
"Not a drop, Officer."
"Mr. Thorvalson, you have six empty Budweiser cans in the back of your truck..." ,
b) his apparent disbelief in drinking laws - yet strict adherence to environmental laws - , or,
c) the common disorder known as redneckism being more atrributed to the afflicted's nurturing rather than nature, i.e.,
You don't have to be born in the south to be a redneck.
Feel free to post your answers in the Comments section. Papers will be graded and returned in a timely fashion.
:)