January 26, 2005
High Fashion
Okay. I like to think of myself as a fair, balanced, and non-judgmental person in general, not only toward those in my immediate surroundings, but to celebrities as well. I'm not that big into fashion, and nothing makes me want to gag all over my groceries more than the sight of tabloid covers. I could care less who wore what when and where, and maybe it's the bleeding heart liberal in me, but I can't help but feel a pang of sorrow for the people who cannot simply stop in a coffee shop without some asshole taking their picture and writing mean things about what they were wearing at SEVEN IN THE MORNING while they were OUT JOGGING....
But this site is fuggin' hilarious.
In light of my disturbing entertainment by this site, I proffer the following idea: All persons benefiting from schoolyard judgment calls on others' wardrobes, handbags, accessories, and the like, must, for each and every scathing remark about another's wardrobe, SUBMIT A PHOTO OF THEMSELVES BEDECKED IN EQUALLY HORRIFIC ATTIRE, thereby subjecting themselves to their own medicine and restoring karmic balance.
I'll go first.
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Yes, those are my pajamas and what I am actually wearing this very moment (note: the t-shirt says, "I've got the LOOK - You ought to know BETTER.").
And yes, those are legwarmers. It's cold in here! My pajama pants are dirty! Screw you!