March 15, 2005
...And if the County Clare Irish Inn and Pub is booked this Thursday for St. Patrick's (and it is)...
...may I suggest the new County Clare Rooming House, located conveniently only three blocks away, now featuring JUST ABOUT AS MUCH FUCKING GREEN.
Okay, now that that's out of my system...
This entry serves multiple purposes:
1) to show Mrs. Janice Kay Katherine Schroer Carpenter and her lovely husband Bill precisely what I spent their gift certificate on,
2) to thank them for said gift certificate,
3) to show off the new boudoir-ness of my boudoir, which will now officially be referred to as "The Love Den,"
4) to lament the lack of lovers in the love den, and to make a public plea to the one particular person who could do something about that, and who damn well should, because I never would have had this stupid curtains-in-the-doorway idea if it weren't for him. Said person will probably never read this entry, but at least the thought is out there.
So there you have it. Mrs. Carpenter will be happy to know that what was once erroneously dubbed "the living room" now has a sexy new title, and what was formerly known as "the dining room" shall henceforth be deemed "the living room," because,
"Why would you call it the dining room when you have your davenport and chairs in there? It's a LIVING ROOM."
"Davenport," Janice Kay? "DAVENPORT"? You know, I had toyed with the idea of publishing your actual age on the internet, today being your birthday and all, but decided against it in the interest of our friendship. But then you went and called a couch a "davenport," and you've completely ruined the credibility of my intended lie. No one would have known! Everyone in the wide open internet would have thought, "How nice that Stephanie finally has another female friend that's her age." They would've bought it!
AND THEN YOU SAID "DAVENPORT."
Well, tough cookies for you, then.
HAPPY 51ST BIRTHDAY, JANICE KAY KATHERINE SCHROER CARPENTER!
I love you. :)