Monday night, I had a dream that I was sent to jail because of all of my parking tickets. The tickets had been paid, but for some reason the judge saw it fitting that I be used as an example to others, and sentenced me to a year in a women's prison. My cellmate, although otherwise friendly, was a complete slob and wanted to convert me somehow to being 100% lesbian, and I ended up crying and calling my mother, begging her to appeal the decision so that I could see Maddie on her first day of kindergarten.
Last night, I dreamt that I was at a Braid show, and the guys told Trace that they'd written a new song for us. They were riding skateboards back and forth across the floor, from a refreshments table in the back of the room to the stage in front, and eating MASSIVE - like, as big as my head - chunks of onions that had been soaked in vodka. They had an onion-eating contest, then commenced playing their new song, each member pausing here and there to throw up. The crowd, including Trace and I, loved it.
...versus 62.5% lesbian?
Posted by: Paul P at April 13, 2005 11:57 AMVersus being bisexual.
Posted by: Steph at April 13, 2005 01:45 PM