May 12, 2005

Relishing This Brief Period of Time Before My Daughter Fully Understands the Complexities of Sexual Nuance

Maddie: "Let's sing a song!"
G: "Okay! Mukalaka muka-hey! I like to eat saLAmi! Mukalaka muka-hey! I like to eat... YOUR MOMMY!"
M: "NOOOO! DON'T EAT MY MOMMY!"
G: "YES! WITH PLEASURE!"

This episode of Too Much Information brought to you by yours truly, whose duty on earth it is to be blatantly honest and open with the universe even when the universe - including you - would rather I just keep it to myself.
You laughed. Admit it.

Posted by stephanie at May 12, 2005 01:12 PM
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