Oh, Tom. If only those vitamins could cure your raging, unbridled ego.
(Thanks to Dooce for supplying this link and bringing much incredulous laughter to my day.)
Another favorite quote from earlier this week, also Cruise-related:
(in reference to a haircut)
"I think it's too short. Bah. Oh well."
"I like it! It's like... Top Gun!" (moment of silence) "Iceman!"
"Don't ever say that again."