July 02, 2005

A Dramatic Re-Enactment of the Best Debate I've Ever Heard Of

Space or Subspace: Who Whoops Who in a Fight.

CAST

a 9-year-old boy; smart, handsome, and knows it
a 7-year-old girl; smart, cute, and will tattle

Curtain opens on two small children, bent over a coffee table, playing "Risk."

Girl: Subspace would LOSE, 'cause we don't even know what it's MADE of. MATTER, ANTIMATTER. Space would totally kick it's BUTT.

Boy: Yeah, but maybe subspace has all kinds of black holes and stuff that would just SUCK SPACE UP. And then subspace would RULE.

Lights fade to black.

End scene.

Posted by stephanie at July 2, 2005 09:00 PM
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