October 06, 2005
"I like the curls, but that hair spray sure doesn't taste good."
Miss Maddie Larsh sports the finest in modern Western attire for her big night out with Dad. Miss Larsh raised $120 for her school through the Wild West Fest fundraiser, earning her an array of fabulous prizes.
Tell them what the little lady has won!
Well, Bob, Miss Maddie will be bringing home... a butterfly fake tattoo, a "tiny and very cute" stuffed horse named Horsey, a pedometer, a $15 gift certificate for Dunham's Sports store, and... FOUR WARRANTS!, bestowing upon her the authority to have her teacher, Ms. Denice, arrested four times at tonight's festival! Ms. Denice will spend up to forty minutes of tonight's two-hour event locked up in "Tippe Jail" (unless, of course, she posts bail at one dollar per arrest), while Miss Maddie happily slops globs of chili into her freshly curled Shirley Temple ringlets, which Mommy will likely never attempt ever again as long as she lives so help her God.
Posted by stephanie at October 6, 2005 05:14 PM