Go fuck yourself. After five days of pretty much feeling like Everything I Touch Turns To Shit, I just wanted to send my congratulations. You have finally succeeded in your long-time effort to convince me that this is actually scientific fact backed by hard evidence, and that any promising ideas I have for the immediate, midrange, or distant future should be permanently put away and stamped with the words "YEAH. RIGHT. WE'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT."
Yay, you. You get a prize.
Your friend,
Steph