We were discussing memoirs the other day and the big controversy surrounding James Frey's A Million Little Pieces and have both decided that in the event either or both of us should write a memoir, the respective books should have the simplest titles we can come up with, along with simple dustjackets, to piss off the marketing team:
Bullshit
Asshole
Book
Nutsack
or, barring single-word titles,
I Was Hospitalized Three Times and All I Got Was This Lousy Memoir
Suggestions?