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I asked this Northern woman, "Where are y'all from?" And she said, "I'm from a place where we don't end our sentences with prepositions." So I said, "Okay, where are y'all from, bitch?" - Charlene, Designing Women

It is with great honor and pride that I congratulate my dear niece, Ayla Fay (pronounced AAAAY-luh FAAY, accent on the first drawl, preferably while holding a collection of framed, autographed photos of the cast of Designing Women), on her first kill, and wish to remind our viewers at home of three very important things:

1) Don't take it out on your family, folks. Take it out on God.

2) Keep in mind that while this kind of behavior is encouraged within my family, the same may not be true in yours. It helps if you have both military training and the wherewithal to give your child, patently, the most Southern name in all the sweet, south-y south.

3) She's a sharp shot, folks. Don't be fooled by the charming blonde head. There's blood on them there camos, I tell you - BLOOD!

Posted by stephanie at January 4, 2007 07:06 AM