January 09, 2007

Asserting My Right to Vent Grievances

Hmm... Our Dear Leader signs into law his supreme right to open citizens' mail without a warrant, and a few days later, hires Reagan's lawyer...

Oh, GOODIE!

Note to Mr. Bush: You're gonna need him. I'm waiting for next week's article on Johnny Cochran being added to form a Dream Team.

Oh, and this is a fun website, too. Whoo-ee! Now THAT'S the Christmas party I should have gone to. Their bonuses are 220% of their salaries! Congratulations, Halliburton, on a fine year!
p.s. Hey, David! Can I borrow $30 for an oil change? I mean, technically, you'd be making some of that money back, anyway... Help me help you.

I could be wrong. According to this website, David actually made a lot more than that. Wanna see how you compare? Give this handy-dandy salary comparison calculator a whirl! I'd only have to work for 792 years to make what ol' Davey Boy made in 2005 - but I'd better start cracking, because with my current "perks", I won't get a vacation until the year 2798!

If that's just not nearly enough fun for ya, researching US labor trafficking in Iraq promises to be a hoot. You could start by buying - or, better yet, organizing a screening of this movie:

Ever hear of KBR? Look 'em up on the internet. You can get a great job driving empty trucks back and forth along Iraq highways, dodging (or, oops! almost dodging) bullets. It's like Dodgeball, with live ammo!

I should be on their commercial advertising team: KBR: What a blast!

Pardon me while I retrieve my barf bucket...

Posted by stephanie at January 9, 2007 08:39 AM
Comments

Pssst... Johnny Cochran is dead! That would really be a Dream Team, wouldn't it?

Oh and by the way, you are such a Commie. :-P

Posted by: tracey at January 10, 2007 11:54 AM

You know, I thought I remembered vaguely hearing of his death when I first wrote his name, but then I thought, "Nah."
Oops! Thank God for cryogenics, eh? Somebody could just stick their hand up his butt and make his lips move - then he and George would have more in common...

Oh, God, I need to drink more coffee. Why am I so VULGAR in the morning?!

Posted by: Steph at January 14, 2007 10:52 AM