April 03, 2007

INNNTERNEEETTT!!!

Oh, how I've missed you. Did you miss me? 'Cause I missed you. All this time, swiftly sweeping by - dance recitals, St. Patrick's Day and its associated horrors, Ireland and back, laundry room floor refinishings... Well, here, I'll just show you.

IRELAND: Go here. They're not in chronological order, which really irks me, but my Pro account has expired and until I'm able to upgrade again, we'll have to deal with the mish mash. Can we do it? Can we withstand the disorder? Temporarily, yes, I think we can. Be brave. It's all gonna be okay.

DANCE RECITAL: Maddie's entire school had a performance last month at the Lincoln Middle School of the Arts. Blurry, but still cute.

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Afterwards, Maddie went to the County Clare for a pint and a cigar. This, combined with the boots-and-tutu outfit, are enough evidence to prove her direct descendance from me in court, should there ever be a question.

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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: AHHHHHHHHH!

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AHHHHHHHHH!

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AHHHHHHHHH!

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Me gettin' fresh with the Happy Pint:

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My favorite people to unwind with after two 15-hour days in a row: gay people, and the Mexicans who love them:

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AND FINALLY, THE CAPSTONE EXPERIENCE OF THE LAST TWO MONTHS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... I HAVE A NEW LAUNDRY ROOM FLOOR!

Before (yes, that's dust on the lens):

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Ooooh...

And After:

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Ahhhhhh.

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ADDED BONUS MATERIAL!!! No return to the internet would be complete without a new haircut. You didn't think I'd come crawling back all mussied up, now, did you? This haircut brought to you by the Left Wing and the Dead Kennedys' Plastic Surgery Disasters and In God We Trust, Inc. albums:

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Coming soon: More "wild streaks". 'Cause it just ain't left enough for me yet.

Side note: As evidenced by the buff pythons in the above photo, I have been working out, internet. Yes, I have. AND YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET. This week? This week? - I'M GONNA WRITE. Uh huh. And 30? Thirty's just a-cryin', 'cause I'm waaaay ahead of the game. FUCK YOU, 30!

God, that felt good.

Posted by stephanie at April 3, 2007 09:06 AM
Comments

That's my girls! Aren't they gorgeous?!?

Grandma Becky wants a copy of the tutu/cigar photo!

Posted by: Becky Provi at April 6, 2007 08:10 AM