Love is... Spending your hard-earned cash on the new "Home Alone: Family Fun Edition" DVD (not that she would know the difference) because your six-year-old cannot resist the open-mouthed, palms-to-face, nauseating "cuteness" of Macauley Culkin, age 10 (or whatever). Telling your six-year-old, "That is, like, so '90s," and then encouraging her to select instead the family holiday package containing the original Grinch movie and the old clay animation Rudolph and Frosty movies, which are like, so '80s (Burl Ives!), is probably not a winning strategy. It certainly will not go unnoticed by your offspring, who will insist upon that Culkin boy. Discerning tastes, these kids these days. None of that claymation crap for them. No, sir.
Macaulay Culkin is in. my. house. Let it never be said that I do not love my child.
Posted by stephanie at December 2, 2007 01:34 PM