Maddie and Juliana are in Maddie's room right now, singing, "Don't You Wish (Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me)". Where did they learn this song? An "Alvin and the Chipmunks" commercial. At the risk of sounding like a conservative..., what the?!
So I asked them if they knew what it means.
Me: "Girls, do you know what that means? The 'don't you wish your girlfriend was hot' thing?"
Juliana: "No."
Maddie: "[Girl from her class, name withheld to protect the not-so-innocent-apparently] told me, but I forgot. I think it means boys are cute when they're naked or something. Or girls? Are girls cuter than boys naked? I dunno."
This is a decision you will make when you are older. Say, 50.
Me: "If you don't know what it means, please don't sing it."
Maddie: "Okay! Let's sing I believe I can fly...."
Help. Me.
Posted by stephanie at December 2, 2007 06:23 PM