HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY, TRACE - my bestest friend in the whole wide world, cheesehead soul sista sticky bitch JCS temptress music mixer ass kicker extraordinaire. I'd say, "If I'd known in 7th grade we'd still be friends...", but I did know, I totally called that shit, and I think we've done pretty damn good so far. You are the lighthouse in my life, and I love you forever.
